Buff Bagwell makes a Kick for 1 damage. Nukkin Futz tries to make a Head Lock. But Buff Bagwell counters for 1 damage. I bet he's glad he got out of that one! Nukkin Futz makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage. Nukkin Futz is really sucking tonight. Buff Bagwell makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage. Nukkin Futz is unfazed! Buff Bagwell makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell makes a Chop for 1 damage. Nukkin Futz never should have stepped into the ring with this guy. Nukkin Futz makes a Flying Clothesline for 4 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a Clothesline for 4 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a Clothesline for 2 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a Elbow drop for 3 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell laughs in Nukkin Futz's face! Buff Bagwell makes a pathetic Clothesline for 1 damage. Nukkin Futz must be impervious! Buff Bagwell makes a Stomp for 1 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a Flying Clothesline for 3 damage. Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart! Nukkin Futz makes a Stomp for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell makes a stupendous Chop for 2 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell laughs in Nukkin Futz's face! Buff Bagwell makes a Chop for 1 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell must be impervious! Buff Bagwell makes a Punch for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a Arm Drag Takedown for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a Flying Cross Body for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell smashes Nukkin Futz head into the turnbuckle 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! He's stumbling around like a drunk! Buff Bagwell smashes Nukkin Futz head into the turnbuckle 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! He's stumbling around like a drunk! Buff Bagwell tries to make a Buff Slam. But Nukkin Futz counters for 1 damage. He's strong and fast too! Buff Bagwell makes a stupendous Shoulder Tackle for 3 damage. Buff Bagwell makes a Arm Drag Takedown for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell tries to get out of the cage! . . . . but Nukkin Futz stops him! Nukkin Futz makes a extraordinary Nut Cruncher for 20 damage. Did you see the sweat fly?! Nukkin Futz makes a Kick for 1 damage. Nukkin Futz tries to get out of the cage! . . . . but Buff Bagwell stops him! Buff Bagwell makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage. Buff Bagwell grabs Nukkin Futz by the throat and slams him down for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell makes a Stomp for 1 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage. My grandmother could have executed that move better! Buff Bagwell tries to make a Shoulder Tackle. But Nukkin Futz counters for 1 damage. Whoa! Close call there! Buff Bagwell tries to get out of the cage! . . . . but Nukkin Futz stops him! Nukkin Futz makes a Arm Drag Takedown for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell makes a stupendous Punch for 2 damage. My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting! Nukkin Futz makes a Punch for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell makes a stupendous Stomp for 2 damage. Buff Bagwell makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell makes a stupendous Stomp for 2 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a Stomp for 1 damage. Nukkin Futz tries to get out of the cage! . . . . but Buff Bagwell stops him! Nukkin Futz makes a Flying Cross Body for 1 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a Arm Drag Takedown for 1 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage. My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting! Nukkin Futz is tossed over the top rope and slams right into the cage!. 2 damage! Buff Bagwell tries to get out of the cage! . . . . but Nukkin Futz stops him! Buff Bagwell makes a stupendous Chop for 2 damage. Buff Bagwell makes a Punch for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell makes a Punch for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell makes a Clothesline for 4 damage. Buff Bagwell makes a Kick for 2 damage. Nukkin Futz makes a Flying Clothesline for 3 damage. Match over : Nukkin Futz survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match Nukkin Futz Effects Win cage +1 Money +246 $ Fame +6 Exp +3 Injury -1 Strength Injury -1 Conciousness Conciousness damage 52 Vital Life damage 6 Doctor Level 2 Buff Bagwell Effects Lose cage +1 Money +90 $ Fame +1 Exp +1 Injury -1 Submission Injury -1 Technique Injury -1 Conciousness Conciousness damage 58 Vital Life damage 6 Doctor Level 2 AutoHeal: jim the jobber uses 12 Ap for healing 24 damage -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- jim the jobber makes a Punch for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell tries to make a Clothesline. But jim the jobber counters for 2 damage. Whoa! Close call there! jim the jobber grabs Buff Bagwell by the throat and slams him down for 12 damage. jim the jobber makes a pathetic Drop Kick for 1 damage. My grandmother could have executed that move better! jim the jobber makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage. jim the jobber tries to raise the ladder! . . . . but Buff Bagwell stops him! jim the jobber makes a Clothesline for 2 damage. jim the jobber makes a Punch for 1 damage. jim the jobber makes a Shoulder Tackle for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell never should have stepped into the ring with this guy. jim the jobber makes a Kick for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell tries to make a Toss out of Ring. But jim the jobber counters for 4 damage. Whoa! Close call there! jim the jobber makes a Head Lock for 3 damage. jim the jobber makes a Drop Kick for 4 damage. jim the jobber tries to raise the ladder! . . . . but Buff Bagwell stops him! Buff Bagwell makes a Shoulder Tackle for 1 damage. jim the jobber grabs Buff Bagwell by the throat and slams him down for 5 damage. jim the jobber makes a Chop for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell never should have stepped into the ring with this guy. jim the jobber makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage. jim the jobber smashes Buff Bagwell head into the turnbuckle 1! 2! He's stumbling around like a drunk! jim the jobber makes a Kick for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell tries to make a Elbow drop. But jim the jobber counters for 1 damage. I guess he wanted nothing to do with that! Buff Bagwell tosses jim the jobber out of the ring for 1 damage but jim the jobber gets back in quickly. 1 damage! jim the jobber makes a Stomp for 1 damage. jim the jobber tries to raise the ladder! . . . . but Buff Bagwell stops him! This is going quick, at least we won't waste your time. Buff Bagwell makes a Punch for 1 damage. Buff Bagwell makes a Head Lock for 2 damage. jim the jobber makes a Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage. jim the jobber makes a Shoulder Tackle for 1 damage. jim the jobber makes a Kick for 1 damage. jim the jobber makes a Kick for 1 damage. jim the jobber makes a extraordinary Drop Kick for 5 damage. Buff Bagwell is gasping for air like a dying fish! jim the jobber makes a Pumphandle Slam for 6 damage. Match over : jim the jobber sets up the ladder and reaches the suitcase jim the jobber Effects Win ladder +1 Money +161 $ Fame +6 Exp +2 Conciousness damage 5 Vital Life damage 1 Doctor Level 2 Buff Bagwell Effects Lose ladder +1 Money +59 $ Fame +1 Exp +1 Injury -1 Submission Injury -2 Conciousness Conciousness damage 59 Vital Life damage 6 Doctor Level 2