¡¡¡dRiNKo de MayO!!!

DRINKO DE MAYO IS A PIMP! It's Senior Drinko de Mayo everybody! He's the sexiest, drunkest, Mexicaniest wrestler alive! So what if he sucks? He wears a sombreo! Yeah!

Attributes:

Name: Senior Drinko de Mayo
Real Name: Carlos Sancho
Nickname: Drinko
Height: 5' 2"
Weight: 126 lbs.
Loves: beer, sombreros, mustaches
Hates: non-alcoholic beer, cats, beards


Signature Moves:

The Super Hangover- Drinko de Mayo takes a swig of beer as he bashes his opponents face into the turnbuckle 21 times.

Flying Sombrero- Drinko climbs on top of the turnbuckle, throws his sombrero into the audience, then frontflips into the air and onto the opponent's nuts.

Punch Drunk- Drinko throws punches at his opponent, realizes he's terribly drunk, then whips out a bat and whacks his opponent's head off.