Don't let me drown before the workday ends

As Both Our Cars Collide

We are the Most Impassioned Ugly People. The Sorrow,One of the most insane, charismatic, and suicidal characters in the V.O.W., the Sorrow spits bullets with his words and can show ya the meaning of PAIN in the ring. Making friends along the way including good friends
Don Cherry(46540), Havoc666, Tsenn, Cerebal Princess,darko, Maj. Thariel,Pit Bull(40203), the Sorrow has nothing but chaos and humor to the league.
The Sorrow is can be most memoriable for his Super Rumbles he holds including the Oscar Myer International Croquet Hotdog Rolling Championship Rumble and the Charles Barkley Spud Webb Full Court Roller Blading Flamingos on Turf. And His UNIQUE SPECIAL MOVES
Besides all the random rumbles the Sorrow is a friend of the Womenfolk on VOW and camps in Heresys #20 spot on the Greatness list. He refuses to move because of his lavish home surrounded by moat of shaving cream and Animatronic animals from Billy Bob's and Chuck E Cheese.

Enterance Music: Finch - Insomniatic Meat
League: PWO
Stable: Ultra Violent
Members
Grim Up North(47637)
Toy Soldier(41396)
Mr. 50000(50000)
James Madeles(41540)
Physical Stats:
6'5
205lbs

Special Moves:

Walker Texas Ranger

32 Damage highest.

"Hello, is this Walker? I've been watching TV and thinking about you without my shirt on as I eat a bowl of fruitloops...You like that don't you..I'm just messing with ya(insert bad guy)Yeah, send over a bunch of men to take care of our Walker Problem"
Gasp! Trouble is brewing

And more bad guys!

Not if Walker Texas Ranger has anything to do with it!

After some Kung Fu and about 100 guys super kicked in the head, not to mention his partner getting kidnapped, an old man getting slapped, jump kicking a bear that's trying to break into his cottage in the face, and his g/f being threated poorly, Walker makes some street justice and everyone jumps in his 87 Bronco and they laugh about their day and how Justice always has to be served.

Then Michael Gross from Family Ties starts break dancing to Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys in a Purple Blue and Pink Jumpsuit in your living room. Wicked Sweet ending!

Mental Note:

Oh How Wrong We Were to Think...

That Immortality meant never dying.

The Sorrow